1) a chicken
2) a goat
3) Nancy Kerrigan after she got her legs bashed in (see around the 2:00 mark for the whole “WHY?!”/infamous scene)
I have no idea why I’m awesome at those but I am.
Enjoy today’s random fact!
*disclaimer: i’m not attacking anyone’s opinion or trying to be political. both sides of the fence annoy me so there. i’m honestly curious.
dear people that are eco-conscious,
what do you use for christmas trees?
i mean, you can’t use an artificial tree b/c it’s made in a non eco-friendly environment & upping your carbon footprint. but [...]
here’s a few bits of randomness i was thinking about:
–”mountie bounty” = canadian thanksgiving. (kudos to jen)
–i don’t need your permission. that’s cute that you think i do.
–i just told netflix that they need to send a 2nd replacement b/c i STILL haven’t received my movie in about 2 wks. ahhh…which brings me to [...]
take on me: the literal version
i think my favorite line is the “pipe…wrench…fight!” rofl! for some reason, this song reminds me of court. i have no idea why.
i tried to embed it & it wasn’t working right.
1. Were you named after anyone? nope
2. When was the last time you cried? i’m sure it was a few days ago
3. Do you like your handwriting? yep
4. What is your favorite lunch meat? turkey breast or honey ham
5. Do you have kids? i have 1 for now
6. If you were another person, [...]
’nuff said.
so today (i think?) marks our one year anniversary for not using credit cards anymore! woo hoo! i seriously loathe them. you know in “fight club” at the end when they’re blowing up the credit card company buildings?
yeah, i’m all for it!
mainly, anything w/ the word “activ” in it. seriously. i was flipping through the coupons & it was nuts how many items have the whole “active bacteria” in it to “aid digestion.” items like “tums” & pepcid ac” also run the gamut. here’s a thought: don’t be a glutton, cut back on the fast food, [...]
omg.
go see it.
now.
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