Cabbage Fever
My son doesn’t like vegetables. Except for that one he had an affair with.
I had Tivo’d an episode of “Good Eats.” This one happened to be about cabbage and my three-year-old saw it. For whatever reason he liked it, and asked to see it a few times that week.
While I was at the [...]
in the spirit of the suckiness that is politics, it’s stuff like this that keeps me sane. thx, pud.
DEMOCRAT
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
REPUBLICAN
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So? (word)
SOCIALIST
You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to [...]
1. When your home alone, do you still close the door when you use the restroom?
nope
2. If you have to go grocery shopping, would you rather go alone or with someone?
alone
3. Its your friends birthday, do you buy them a gift even though they didnt buy you one for yours?
depends on how close we are [...]
disclaimer: i know that this post is gonna sound like i’m completely self-centered & that i have it all “figured out.” i do not have it all figured out. this is merely one of the few revelations i learn from just growing up. there. having said that, read on.
i know i’ve been quiet [...]
take on me: the literal version
i think my favorite line is the “pipe…wrench…fight!” rofl! for some reason, this song reminds me of court. i have no idea why.
i tried to embed it & it wasn’t working right.