Archive for November, 2008

2 words or less

Friday, November 7th, 2008

Beer:
pass
Anorexic:
sad disorder
Relationships:
priceless
Power Rangers:
go go
Pot:
dumbass
Steroids:
barry bonds
Cartoons:
“venture bros”
The President:
*sigh*
Tupperware:
70s fad
Florida:
retired jews (i’m jewish, i can say that )
Santa Claus:
fat & happy
Halloween:
slutty witches
Bon Jovi:
80s hair
Grammar:
they’re vs there
Myspace:
time consuming
Worst fear:
failure
Marriage:
worth it
Paris Hilton:
socialite
Brunettes:
awesome
Redheads:
lindsey lohan
Blondes:
holly madison
Pass the time:
stumble
One night stands:
no thx
Donald Trump:
funny hair
Neverland:
scary-land
Pixie Stix:
snort -> burns
Vanilla Ice cream:
yummy
Port-a-Potties:
emergencies only
High school:
drama
Pajamas:
awesome
Wood:
chuck?
Wet Sock:
hate that
Alcohol:
yummy
Love:
agape
My best friend:
caleb
The Bible:
reading it

now i want pie

Friday, November 7th, 2008

1. Name and middle name?
sarah danielle
2. What holiday is your birthday closest to?
christmas
3. Favorite flavored Pie?
pumpkin, french silk, dutch apple…mmm…pie….
4. Does it bother you when someone says they will call you and they dont?
only when it’s job-related
5. Are you allergic to anything?
cats & mold/dust/whatever’s in the house
6. Is there something special you want for Christmas?
money [...]

my “get out of jail free” card

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

ugh.
i’m so stressed. i feel like i have a million and ten things to do before we head up to neb & like no time to do it. oh wait, that’s right, i don’t have ANY time. we’re leaving in about 2 wks. TWO WEEKS. ahhh…i hate being so stressed out like this. seriously, a [...]

before you vote…

Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

Bill Clinton says of Obama in a rally:
“I haven’t cleared this with him and he may even be mad at me for saying this so close to the election, but I know what else he said to his economic advisers (during the crisis),” Clinton told the crowd at a Wednesday night rally with Obama in [...]