Archive for October, 2009

Being Thankful/All About Perspective

Friday, October 30th, 2009

(I know this is kinda “sappy” & whatever but I think it’s a good point. I always just shake my heads at some of the crazy stuff people complain about. They have NO IDEA how blessed they are.)
I AM THANKFUL:
For the wife who says it’s hot dogs tonight, because she is home with me & [...]

Worst Analogies Ever Written

Friday, October 30th, 2009

totally stolen from here:
Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay
The following are actual winning analogies in the “worst
analogies ever written in a high school essay” contest
They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan’s teeth.
He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy [...]

Wear Sunscreen

Friday, October 2nd, 2009

(an oldie but a goodie)
Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ‘99…
Wear Sunscreen
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience…I will [...]

God & the Quarterbacks

Friday, October 2nd, 2009

(totally stolen from jen :D)
God asks Peyton Manning first: “What do you believe?” Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, “I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans.”
God [...]